February 2011
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When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
January 2011
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My dog just walked into a lamp.
A very obvious lamp.
What?
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Internet, you're failing me right now.
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“He often thought he was dying and, subsequently, passed his powers onto others.”
– My Roman Civ prof, about Augustus.
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